Hilarious forum statements - Quote of the Day

[DattoSSS]

After being on Ark since it was released I have seen many patches, nerfs and dinos introduced that have outraged even the most placid of people. The one constant is there is always some sarcastic bastard who cracks me up with a one liner relevant to the snapshot in time that a nerf actually is. This one is from the Survive The Ark forum, thanks to iAmE for cracking me up in response to some peanut who was shouting at the clouds about Wyverns:

Too busy chasing a turtle into the water with my Wyvern only to learn that the turtle swims faster then my wyvern flys

[Milhouse]

lol! thats funny, but kinda sad at the same time